Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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