What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why? Why not?

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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