- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

knock knock go away!!!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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