You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

women's rights.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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