ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

13 =B you just learned something

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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