- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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