What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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