What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Knock knock Come in

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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