- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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