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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Racial Equality

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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