- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

1+1=2

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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