- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

mikey is cute

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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