sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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The global news

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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