- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is your bill about? Clinton

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