- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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