- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Water? I hardly know her.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

once upon a time, it snowed

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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