- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Obama.

Justin Beiber

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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