- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Hitler and Jews become friends.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

whats brown and sticky a stick

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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