- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What is a jew in space? Dead

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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