- Anti Joke

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

ure mama's so fat

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I'm HIV positive.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt