- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Mooses

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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