- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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