- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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