Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Type better antijokes above

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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