- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Ready for something funny? nothing

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how much fish could a chicken

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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