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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what goes boo a sock

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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