Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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