- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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