OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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you gay?

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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