Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Tommy got neutered.

João Duarte reads this.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

silver bullet?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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