What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Antijokes...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Dwight Howard

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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