- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Kevin and Ramin

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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