Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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How about that airline food?

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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