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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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