Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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One, two, three, four and five

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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