There once was this guy and he fell down

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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