- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Women's Rights

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Screw it you write the joke.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

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