Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Girls soccer

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

save me from the nothing ive become

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Anti Joke

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