- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

hi penis ham telephone

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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