Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Anti Joke

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