- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

chirs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

the midget went to the midget store

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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