- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."