- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

I like poop in my butt

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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