What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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