- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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