It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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kk

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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hello

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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i committed murder

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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