- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

thomas!!!!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

WNBA

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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