What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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sadf

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silver bullet?

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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The Qur'an

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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