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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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