- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

this is stupid .... yep

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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