Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What is my name? I dont know

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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