A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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haha black people :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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