- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is the difference?

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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