A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Homo say what?

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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