What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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