- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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