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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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