whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Your mother just died.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

haha black people :D

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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