Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Black people.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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