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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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