- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

noah is a scrub jungle

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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