whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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jews

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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