- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Penis

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

united we sit, cause we're fat

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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