What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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You sick fiend

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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