- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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