- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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