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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

The queen having a shit

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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