Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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