- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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