What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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