What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Peas

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Hellen keller

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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