- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Guest what? Dog

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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