- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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