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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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