Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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The WNBA

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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