What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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