- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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