Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

The Princess is in another castle

a black guy hates chicken.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Womens basketball

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

The Big Band Theory

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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