Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A blind man watches TV

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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