How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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