- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Nah

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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