There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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