- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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