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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

You are joking right?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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