- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people being friendly.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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