- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Water? I hardly know her.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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