- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Guest what? Dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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