Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How did th-A fridge.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Anti Joke

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