- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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