A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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2 + 2 = 4

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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OIO

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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