- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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