cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Coldpaly is a good band

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Communism hehe xd

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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