Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Anti Joke

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