why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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