Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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