- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Coldpaly is a good band

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Communism hehe xd

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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