- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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