- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

i named my son Frodo because he was little

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Charlie Sheen

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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