yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I literally died laughing

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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