- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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