Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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