I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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