Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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You idiot.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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