Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

You idiot.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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