- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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