- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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