Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Communism hehe xd

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Anti Joke

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